escapeisonmymind asked: Hey, John? Your policies are shit. They're full of lies and corporate welfare. Go have sex against a tree. xoxo
why-are-all-the-good-ones-gone- asked: This is one of the most simple yet hilarious things I have ever seen. Well played you. Well played. :)
clairvoyantlegacy asked: You are seriously like the best tumblr in existence.
bofyriend asked: omg i just died this is halarious
vva-nderlust asked: funniest blog on tumblr! x
cosmicdirections asked: This is so hilarious! I hope the PM sees this and gets the funny side hahaha what a good idea for a blog!
daynakelly asked: he looks at kids a bit too much :/
feves-a-la-gelee asked: Hi there. So I am looking at this blog instead of doing homework. I am also from Nz, the best country EVERRRR! Please follow me. I'd be happy as :D but the real question that i've taken a while to get to (sorry...) is: Do you actually like John Key? Or are you John Key O.o
hopelessly-hopefully-hopeful asked: Iloveyourblog. ;3
do-not-follow-me-please asked: Why is this blog so perf~? I don't understand why my cheeks hurt from laughing! This shouldn't be as funny as it is.
skankenstein asked: Had half of Level 5 at the Victoria Uni Library laughing together at this on my laptop. Cheers.